Five thousand years in the making

Meet The Inanna.

Most women orgasm from clitoral stimulation. Vibrators exist. That's all. So we built one properly, with sexologist Kiara Sasha, and named it after the first goddess of pleasure.

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The only one we make

The Inanna

$149 AUD · Founding price

Women are not harder to please. What works is simply different, and most of the industry never bothered to learn. The Inanna is the lesson turned into an object: steady, consistent stimulation where it actually counts, no gimmicks, no chaos, quiet enough to keep its own counsel. One product designed properly, instead of forty designed loudly.

Colour · Clay

  • MaterialMedical-grade silicone, plastic free where it counts
  • SoundUnder 40 dB, quieter than a library whisper
  • Settings8 patterns, zero jackhammer
  • WaterFully waterproof, IPX7
  • ChargingUSB-C, 90 minutes to full
  • Warranty2 years, no awkward questions
  • ShippingPlain box, no branding, Australia wide

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Sexologist Kiara Sasha photographed in a Melbourne laneway

Kiara Sasha · Melbourne, autumn 2026

Designed with a sexologist

Class is in session.

"Women are not harder to please. What makes women orgasm is different to what makes men orgasm. That's it. Learn, listen, adapt."

Kiara Sasha · Sexologist
Bachelor of Education · Master of Sexology · Sydney

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Why the name

Before shame,
there was Inanna.

Five thousand years ago in Sumer, the most powerful deity of the age was a woman: Inanna, goddess of love, desire and war. Temples rose in her honour. Hymns praised her pleasure without blushing.

And the first author ever recorded by name, in all of human history, was Enheduanna: a woman, a high priestess of Inanna, writing about her.

Women's pleasure is not a trend. It is the oldest story we have. We just gave it a battery.

Inanna · Goddess of love and desire · Sumer, c. 3000 BCE

The hill we will die on

Women aren't complicated.

i.

Stop rushing

A woman's body takes 20 to 30 minutes to actually warm up. It's not a race. Nothing about The Inanna is in a hurry. Not the motor, not the marketing.

ii.

Consistency wins

Most vulva owners need consistency to reach orgasm. Switching things up every 30 seconds isn't helping. This is a device that holds the note.

iii.

Shame kills pleasure

Pleasure thrives in safety, not judgement. So: no purity lectures, no neon packaging screaming at your housemates, no awkward questions. Ever.

iv.

Every body is different

What works for one woman can do absolutely nothing for another. Eight patterns, your pace, your call. The only expert on your body is you.

Class notes

Reading is foreplay.

The hill

Don't Date the Guy Who Says It's "Hard to Make Women Cum"

What he's really saying is: I don't want to learn, and I don't want to try.

Read on Substack Etiquette

Casual Sex Etiquette

Low commitment should not mean low consideration.

Read on Substack Culture

Why Everyone Wants Bad Bunny

Not just hot. Not just famous.

Read on Substack

New class notes land on Kiara's Substack. Free to subscribe, hard to unlearn.

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Questions

Asked and answered.

When does The Inanna ship?

The first production run opens to the founding list before anyone else. Join the list above and you'll get the exact date, first access and the founding price the moment it's locked in.

Is the packaging discreet?

Completely. A plain box, no product names, no branding, and a bland sender name. Your courier will be thoroughly bored.

What is it made of?

Medical-grade, body-safe silicone. No phthalates, no porous mystery materials. It's the same standard we'd demand for anything else that touches your body.

Who is Kiara Sasha?

A Sydney-based sexologist with a Master of Sexology and a Bachelor of Education. She spends her days teaching people how pleasure actually works, and The Inanna is that teaching turned into an object.

Why only one product?

Because one product designed carefully beats a catalogue designed quickly. When we add something new, it will be because the research earned it a place, not because a sales chart did.